PSH I wasn't flattering you! I don't even like brown corduroy pants! What makes you think I know how threesomes work?! Or sex for that matter? We'd probably most likely be sharing a lot of food. Lying down. Houston every 2 weeks... if I flew standby, maybe. But I would also have to keep finding a place to stay. Definitely NO to the ladies- and I thought MY suite had a problem with cleanliness. If I ever thought that girls could never be as dirty as guys, those 4 and their house have managed to prove me wrong.
I ended my trip with Kaiser at Barnaby Baby's. Or is it Baby Barnaby's? Scrambled egg whites- disgusting! Although the breakfast was mediocre, it somehow didn't get me as riled up as the times that I have meals with Drab. Maybe it's because Kaiser's a cold, aloof, independent, rational thinking human being who doesn't give in to her impulses and has a sharper tasting palette than I do?
What would I do if I moved down to LA? Go to a lot of Dodgers games. Clueless about baseball, yet the team name Orix Blue Wave stands out in my mind. Is that even a team? Any who, I was reading an article in American Way magazine about the National and American Leagues. NEVER knew there were two leagues in baseball. And why are there two leagues?? There's plenty of SF Giants fans here, but I'm not sure why since they haven't been doing so well lately.
At the beginning of my trip to Texas, I didn't know that the BART didn't open until 6AM. I had a 7:05AM flight. So I called for a taxi to pick me up at 4:45. The driver turned out to be this Bolivian guy who's been living in SF since the 60s.
4.01.2008
warcraft
If any of you have kids, take them on a flight, and I just happen to be seated within the vicinity- if your baby starts crying, and you can't calm it down, I will slap the shit out of it. It is NEVER okay to bring a crying baby aboard a 4-hour flight, or any flight for that matter.
If a fluctuation in circadian rhythms indicated breast cancer in mice, I wonder what will happen to the women in medicine or research that have irregular sleeping hours.
A good thing from hating the sun is that it slows down the process of aging, particularly on the face. They say that in order to keep a youthful appearance without having to undergo plastic surgery, you should moisturize daily. What else should be done? Exercise, eating right, drinking plenty of water, sunscreen. The only one I've accomplished so far? Applying chap stick with SPF 15 on the lips.
It was very odd seeing Leigh-ugh in Houston. It was odd not seeing more of B-米 in Houston, although it was in part due to my laziness to call people. Not even a minute after checking my facebook and responding to Mousse's message, she calls me. Well THAT doesn't scream stalker at all.
What's shaking and baking in the kitchen this week? Burgers, pineapple chicken, dirty omelettes, and some Asian food.
In my attempts to exercise today, all that I could accomplish were reading a scientific article, eating, drinking soup, playing a few rounds of Warcraft III, watching youtube, and scratching my head.
Hmm, I guess I should ask for directions to Palo Alto AFTER I get an interview/job. So I'm not going to bother reading comments regarding that trip.
If a fluctuation in circadian rhythms indicated breast cancer in mice, I wonder what will happen to the women in medicine or research that have irregular sleeping hours.
A good thing from hating the sun is that it slows down the process of aging, particularly on the face. They say that in order to keep a youthful appearance without having to undergo plastic surgery, you should moisturize daily. What else should be done? Exercise, eating right, drinking plenty of water, sunscreen. The only one I've accomplished so far? Applying chap stick with SPF 15 on the lips.
It was very odd seeing Leigh-ugh in Houston. It was odd not seeing more of B-米 in Houston, although it was in part due to my laziness to call people. Not even a minute after checking my facebook and responding to Mousse's message, she calls me. Well THAT doesn't scream stalker at all.
What's shaking and baking in the kitchen this week? Burgers, pineapple chicken, dirty omelettes, and some Asian food.
In my attempts to exercise today, all that I could accomplish were reading a scientific article, eating, drinking soup, playing a few rounds of Warcraft III, watching youtube, and scratching my head.
Hmm, I guess I should ask for directions to Palo Alto AFTER I get an interview/job. So I'm not going to bother reading comments regarding that trip.
wilson phillips
It was surprising not seeing any hipsters upon arriving in the Bay Area. Then I realized I was still at the Oakland Airport, and it was noon, when hipsters were still in school. Hipsters in school- that just doesn't sound right. You'd think they spend their lives just posing outside, showing off their clothing, which they purposefully spend hundreds of dollars on for that cheap look. Yeah, low income rocks.
For now, I would put B-米 and Lilypad at the top of my threesome list. They're more around my height. Then again, I won't have to worry about this situation EVER happening- unless I were shit-faced drunk beyond all logical reasoning.
So before I get back on that healthy diet, I decided to buy all kinds of frozen food and Drumstick ice cream before this week's over. I'm only eating Drumsticks for the nostalgic value; I used to eat them all the time when I was a kid, along with the two cans of soda I had every day. And the daily fast food. I'm surprised I don't have high blood pressure, cholesterol issues after eating that much crap daily 4 years in a row. That guy in Supersize me was a pansy.
Is there public transportation to Stanford from SF? How long does it take Caltrain to reach Palo Alto from SF?
Next time: character analysis, events of my Spring Break- if I could call it that, and random nonsense.
For now, I would put B-米 and Lilypad at the top of my threesome list. They're more around my height. Then again, I won't have to worry about this situation EVER happening- unless I were shit-faced drunk beyond all logical reasoning.
So before I get back on that healthy diet, I decided to buy all kinds of frozen food and Drumstick ice cream before this week's over. I'm only eating Drumsticks for the nostalgic value; I used to eat them all the time when I was a kid, along with the two cans of soda I had every day. And the daily fast food. I'm surprised I don't have high blood pressure, cholesterol issues after eating that much crap daily 4 years in a row. That guy in Supersize me was a pansy.
Is there public transportation to Stanford from SF? How long does it take Caltrain to reach Palo Alto from SF?
Next time: character analysis, events of my Spring Break- if I could call it that, and random nonsense.
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