tickle-me-prostate

ENEMAGRA! japanese term. sounds like a monster godzilla would fight. apparently you can achieve a bed-shaking orgasm and end up growling like a bear from this prostate massager. 3 minutes longer than the typical male-orgasm, with your entire body quivering.

Sue Johanson is Canadian?!

i should probably finish my current books before moving onto the next ones. i have holmes on shelf, with two more vonnegut on the way. i'm going to give machiavelli's the prince a try. how i learned to cook- kim witherspoon (nonfiction). they were marked off 80%, and i needed black printer ink. so i ordered it all online. come to think of it, my other purchase from Amazon hasn't even arrived yet, and it's been almost two weeks.

i'm giving tolkien a try. not the silmarillion nor the LOTR trilogy. The Children of Hurin. the archaic language difficulty is supposedly between silmarillion and LOTR. a fantasy book, i suppose.

i ALMOST bought socrates in love since it was also cheap- around 3/4 dollars. i deleted it at the last minute.

i finally met my partner today, after having gone to the wrong person first and asking him if he were han.

the more and more i talk to him, the more he sounds like elle. ugh no wonder i hate him so much. seriously, he says "there" like "dare."

BREAD! i keep hearing things. my subconscious talking?