fidelity

i wouldn't mind rewriting the code to my website so that every time people came, they would enter with flashing lights and a techno beat. hmm, i may as well move my site right into a gay club- that would probably be easier but less PG.

that asshole clare. more text messages from people, always about sex. jesus!

dim sum today. soooooo i forgot to bring my passport with me, so it turns out i MAY not be able to obtain a CA driver's license. i brought my social security card instead. whoops.

the problem with going to bookstores is that you'll always be looking at something you can't buy. the problem with relationships is that people get married to try and solve the onset of boredom. how people solve the oncoming boredom during marriage? having a baby.