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I was staring at myself in the mirror before taking my shower.

If God had a grand design, he obviously messed up at the part where he inserted too much fat into the ass.

While the cushion may help the impact from falla, sitting down, and dare I say it, sex, walking upright instead of all fours reduces the necessity for adipose tissue on the derrière.

Another memory- I first knew Janey, but then Janey kept trying to introduce me to her friend Poorneel, who was intrigued just by reading my Xanga. Then one day someone I didn't know imed me wanting to talk. So I played along, and here we are. Then again, I was always accidentally on the receiving end about drama that actually occurred between the two. This shocked me, because I didn't know about the history behind them and never really bothered to ask about how the two met. Although, I would always hear Poorneel's side of the story, never Janey's. Maybe because Janey was always more inebriated than the other. It did get awkward when I was living with Janey in the summer, because she would ask what stories I heard from him. I think she actually tried telling me her sides of the story then, but I was too busy trying to get away from the Pink Lady and into my new apartment or another MCAT section.

My earliest instance of meeting Nants could have been in Nilk's room sophomore year, but I'd have to confirm this with her. I could remember Hanszen people dawdling around in their room, Nush with her high-pitched ramblings, Nants with her psychological musings, and Janey with her drunken stupor. HAHA!