I had to purchase a few things for my father's operation coming up soon, and one of the things I had to look for was laxatives. They must be the rage right now or something- Walmart had them stockpiled on those center islands that stand out from the usual racks in between aisles. It was hilarious seeing my dad cringe as I had to explain to him what to take the day before his surgery (4 pills of Dulcolax around 2PM, 238 grams Miralax mixed with 64 oz. Gatorade- one glass every 10-15 minutes starting at 5PM), and he asked me for clarification if those pills and powder were going to make him shit like crazy. YEE-ES!
I've heard the expression "Appreciate it" for about the nth time after hearing B-米 say it around Beer Bike. Heard it at the Dallas airport, hear it in Waco. It's rubbing me in a way that Hella rubs me. What's next, hella appreciate it??
Would it be wrong of me to make my own t-shirt with the slogan, "The hottest thing to come out of Waco since the Branch Davidians"?
2/3 of the way done with the SF puzzle.
No comments:
Post a Comment