apiarist

In the pigeon world, the white one is the minority. That will soon apply to America by the year 2050.


Gas prices keep plummeting.


Today I was thawing cells, and had extra liquid nitrogen left over. So I found the closest thing that I could freeze, which happened to be leftover pieces of popcorn. That didn't turn out so well, so I tried this soy sauce packet instead.

Nothing spectacular happened; just that it froze within minutes. Not sure if I'm going to thaw cells again any time soon...

I was using the bathroom on the ground floor of the hospital and suddenly heard this whirring noise behind me. After finishing, I turned around to see the machine going haywire. Churning out paper when nobody was standing in front of the motion detector.


Now I was about to leave but suddenly saw this on the floor.

So THIS is the kind of bathroom reading material people go through at this hospital. Oh, pardon me for not introducing each other. Ladies, a men's urinal. Although this one was abnormally scooped out farther then the typical ones, long enough to be a toilet seat. I hope none of the elderly confuse it for a toilet seat. Speaking of elderly, I walked in to the same bathroom a few days ago, and this morbidly obese senior citizen was sitting on the john of the handicapped bathroom stall, door FULLY OPEN, with his pants down, talking on his cell phone, grocery bags on the floor, and stanking up the whole damn place with his dump. UGH!

But there was something odd about this magazine. Take a closer look.

It's Nick Jonas! On the cover of... Diabetes magazine?! Even stranger, look at the subtitle. "Nick Jonas: The Teen Idol Rocks the Diabetes World." I don't even want to know how he does it.

Oh yeah, I heard a gentleman starting to walk into the restroom, so I tried to turn off my camera before he could walk in on me taking pictures in the bathroom. It was off by the time he got in, but I wasn't able to put my camera back into its case and into my messenger bag. Sigh. Another person finds me weird.