5.02.2007

filthy gorgeous

the best thing about being a woman: the prerogative to have a little fun.

isn't there T'afia tonight? wonder how many seniors are actually going to go. free food, yes?

where will i be? i'm going to be all over the place, duh. i'm conquering the world. One by one, through your stomach. food. instant gratification. and if i don't like you, i'll poison you to take you out of the picture. do what i dare.

aunt's still suggesting that i go to hong kong.

culinary school's so far away from the med center. much farther away from the apartment.

i could see scissor sisters being played at gay clubs. geez, so suggestive.

what will keep me warm in the middle of the night? a $70 blanket from the Rice gift store, i hope.

brad pitt only looks good to people because of all that caked-on makeup. wrinkles all over the place, bags under the eyes.

baking and pastry arts- and why couldn't i do that? it's probably more fun for me since i won't have to deal with high temperatures all day long. Baking uses the oven- isolated heat is fine. Pastries- baking just as well, and decorations. ugh, can't believe people actually like that stuff. Still, it's another outlet with which to conquer the world- by promoting obesity. take that education system and your attempts to make school foods healthier.

some school in west virginia actually serves pancake on a stick- wrapped around breakfast sausage. DISGUSTING.

i think i'll be out of lab by 2:00 pm. excellent.

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