"Jason Mraz is a soft summer romance, washed away by the August rain. But John Mayer will wrap you up and keep you warm all winter long."
My response: the only thing John Mayer is wrapping up is a condom around his dong and keeping Jennifer Aniston's vajayjay warm all winter long.
"I'm Yours." I'd prefer a soft summer and August rain all year long. Speaking of August birthdays...
Secret: If someone calls I sometimes let my cell phone keep ringing just to hear the rest of the tune.
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Wrapping a condom 'round his dong? How base. My worldview does not allow for a celebrity John Mayer, only the one he portrays in his songs, e.g. "Split Screen Sadness," "3x5," "Covered in Rain."
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