passerine

19.

There are so many ways to start this entry. I think I'll just begin with the typical UGH!!!

I was reading some primary research articles on neuroscience last night, up until about 4, when I fell asleep.

THEN the shit hit the fan.

I found myself laying in bed, and LO AND BEHOLD Drab was sleeping right next to me, in the buff (probably more appropriate to say in the flab in this case) if not for his light blue, white striped boxers. I was thinking, ok, there's no need to overreact, you're both sleeping on separate sides of this full size bed, there's obviously plenty of room to share.

But once I roll over to sleep on my stomach, I feel this heavy presence right above me. Note that, for me, any type of physical contact, even if separated by a layer of clothing, is UNACCEPTABLE. Once I realize who it was, Jalto suddenly appears sitting on the chair at the computer desk right next to the bed, and starts laughing at me. Not the chuckling kind of laugh, but one of Jalto's signature laughs where there's this lull right after the joke is said, that leads right into him laughing at the top of his lungs. Useless.

So Jalto was of NO HELP at all. I was fighting to roll Drab off of me, except he wouldn't budge. When I turned around to talk to him, I was staring right at this smug look on his face, grinning at me! So I asked Drab politely if he would budge, except he just continued smiling, at which point I got frustrated and shouted,"For CHRIST'S sake, get off me!" This led to a lot of rolling around the bed, in which I struggled to push Drab away, since he kept clinging onto me.

Some time later, Jalto went into the next room, and Drab finally left to go use the restroom. While I was on the computer, I noticed that Drab was downloading all these nudey pics from some site called nudecollegecoeds.com to my computer. During this time I hear a shout from the bathroom from Drab, saking,"What are you doing?!" I should be the one asking that question, downloading porn onto MY computer.

I feel like throwing myself off the top of a building. Even if you want to drift apart from someone, it's not possible if they constantly invade your dream to hang out with you. At this point, I dream about Drab more often than I hang out with him.