There have been experiments showing that extracts from male armpits induced a change in the estrous cycle of multiple female participants. This was correlated with the shortening of LH cycles. I always wondered what would happen if I stuck my armpit into some girl's face.
Yes??? Hmm, I will consider this venture to Beer Bike, then. Where would you be taking me to dinner? Answer wisely.
The Edison Chen sex scandal? What shocked me about that event was that he had the nerve to buy a cotton-candy colored Powerbook. I don't know what was a bigger mistake, his pink purchase or the nude photos.
People in China/HK need to be less uptight about sex. If they weren't trying so hard to maintain a squeaky clean public image over there, they wouldn't be in such a mess. And why are they so shocked about casual sex? Reacting like everyone's a saintly virgin over there. This, coming from the most populous ethnic group in the world. MAYBE if everyone there were born out of immaculate conception, then MAYBE this might come as a shock. Edison was pretty stupid to be leaving digital recordings on his laptop before getting it fixed. It was pretty stupid in the first place to be taking nude photos and video of his current partners to show off to his friends. Then again, the H.K. police really mishandled the way they should have approached this incident. Terrorizing the internet, restricting information to internet users.
What annoys me more RIGHT NOW though is that at 9:00PM, that same Chinese proselytizer from last week is calling my phone! UGH. NEVER EVER give away your phone number to a Chinese Christian! Okay, he hasn't called me once, but THREE times in the past minute. FUCKING A!
I can't believe I booked my DMV appointment in the morning tomorrow. I'm going to take a shower, then watch more House.
Vinegar, check.
Chicken Pate, check. (Pork pate is apparently fattier. The serving size for pate is 2 ounces. What is that, like a fistful's worth?)
All that's left is to pickle the vegetables and toast the French bread. MMM!
Does anyone know how they get the mayonnaise to be unsweet? Or am I supposed to just mix the mayonnaise with the fish sauce to tame the sweet flavor and make it more mild?
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Fufu's. OR... there is this great new Korean restaurant (Tofu Village) that specializes in soup (I had one with beef and Tofu... it was great). OR... wherever you want to go.
Great stuff, buddy!
Yeah, both times I went there I felt like everyone must be fearfully popping pills when they felt the sexual urge or something. It was some Aldous Huxley shit.
As someone who has casually flipped through a few of the pics (i.e. rapidshared simultaneous collections of them, then painstakingly cross-checked to make sure I hadn't missed any) I am ecstatic. Every time I pressed forward, a new wonder revealed it self to me. My hand would literally fly to cover my mouth, even though there was no one else in the room, which made sense since I was looking at pornography.
My reactions:
*click* Oh shit.
*click*OH SHIT.
*click*OOOOHHH SHIT!!!
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I had a similar experience with a Japanese Jehovah's Witness. The bastards used to haunt our foreigner dormitory at night, knocking on doors and coming in to talk. I talked with one about three times, but each successive time I found him more and more narrow and closed-off.
He used to call my cellphone nightly, until I told him I was gay and he stopped calling.
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