7.22.2007

swimming trunks

are greeting card emails the new spam? i get my fair share of porn spam, but recently these greeting cards have been popping up.

were the early greek poets the best poets of all time?

get this- my roommate went to visit the ex-roommates, and the lebanese muslim was rifling through his box of stuff to show him his baby picture. guess what the picture looked like? it was him as a baby, smiling, and holding a BIGASS MACHINE GUN. six times his size. he thinks it's perfectly fine for a baby to hold a firearm.

then i hear that my other ex-roommate is going out with this girl who was raped by her stepdad, who also performed the abortion on her with a kitchen utensil, who has uterine cancer now, and has been institutionalized. her friends are also gang members who deal drugs.

what ever happened to the iconic movie stars? they've gotten old. julia roberts, brad pitt, wynona rider. who do we have to replace them? nobody that i know of.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Hmmm... not a big fan of Julia Roberts. She's replaceable. We have a picture of me as a baby sitting on my grandma's lap while she holds a beer bottle up to my mouth. :) It makes for a good picture.

Unknown said...

PS- While I was reading that last post with me in your dream, I was prepping myself for the creepy part.... glad to see that the purple shirt turned out to be the only thing that was creepy. Whew.

Practical Female Scientist said...

oh my god... that poor girl. I HATE fucked up people that do things like that to other people and ruin them for life. grrr... seething hatred... this must be what you feel like all the time jason.

Jing said...

oh that's disgusting