fergalicious def-

a flight of stairs never felt like such a journey...

i tried going to lab. i failed. my body's given up.

i feel ravished. or did i meant famished? languid?

my tastebuds are skewed. these lifesavers easter-themed gummies are grossing me out. normally i am a fan of any gummy-type candy. not-too-sweet, not loaded with too much sugar. but these bunnies & eggs: *barf* i was angry last night also because i was craving cadbury, and kroger didn't have any- not along the easter aisle, not along the regular candy aisle. what further infuriated me was that they didn't have dill flavored Zapp's. i settled for mesquite bbq because maus said those were good. she better be right, or whippings for her there will be. that naughty girl.

must i clarify again that i do not have a crush on kai? well. i said it again. let's see if this message actually gets through to anyone.

maybe i'll just go somewhere cold/nicely air-conditioned. gamestop. barnes and noble. target. galleria?

fever. i'm burning.

that phrase: "i don't give a shit." i think that may apply. i'm usually picky about not drinking straight from the container- orange juice, milk, etc. i don't care. nobody else is gonna drink from my simply orange, high pulp, orange juice. MMM SO T to the A to the S-T-E-Y.

i feel like japanese food tonight. might just go by myself to nippon. splurge on myself today.

vote for the sexiest woman ever to front the cover of gq? i don't know if i could pick among them. julia roberts (in '91, pretty woman days, not ugly now days), tyra banks, heidi klum, charlize theron, angelina jolie, lindsay lohan, jessica alba, jessica simpson, jennifer aniston, and adriana lima.

julia roberts- there are very few attractive redheads; she may just be one of them (kate walsh as dr. addison montgomery being the other in my mind).
tyra banks- her cover photo's scary. big boobs though.
heidi klum- germans? blondes? german blondes? mmm...
charlize theron- classic, not too conservative...
angelina jolie- eludes sex. a LOT of it. she looks like she wants sex. and you'll let her have her way with you.
lindsay lohan- red head. big boobs. not anymore because of her anorexia. done.
jessica alba- all-american, nice tone/tan.
jennifer aniston- nice body, especially her stomach. face could use a little work.
adriana lima- brazilian model, victoria's secret. like tyra banks, but not as scary.

this really shouldn't matter that much. oh well.

Someone passes away, and everyone posts pictures of their fondest memories of that person. The pictures that are posted only consist of that person drinking. Is that how you would want to be remembered? For being someone's drinking buddy? Is that even a valid memory? Out of all the times you spend with one person, the best you could come up with is when you're in a partially incoherent state of mind?

i'm talking jalto to target after work. tried reaching crassie but apparently she's gone to volunteering.

People like separating their juice from the actual fruit. Eating the actual fruit may be healthier for you, but people have an affinity for sugar. I don't know why. When you drink juice, do you prefer that it not be pulpy? Wouldn't having pulp in the juice be better? Since the pulp contains some of the fiber and probably retains a lot of the nutrients. Whatever. Sugar-laced drinks.

I don't tell my parents whenever I get sick. My rationale is that they'll worry less than they usually do because I don't call them enough. Only when I actually feel close to dying will I call them and ask about which medicine to take. I won't take pills until it's absolutely necessary. my TCM treatment? a lot of fluids, rest, make sure I eat at every meal. herbs? haha, maybe ginger, garlic. and no fatty foods.

how long would food sealed in plastic last? canned food, i'm sure it'll last a while, but some food processing companies have put these microwavable food items that take only 90 seconds to cook, and it's a meal in itself: pasta, meat (questionable, it cook be a tofu substitute), vegetables.

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