hokey pokey

"I long for those young boy days... with a girl like you..."

AHHHHH, why must I sound psychotic over the phone?! Imagine this: you call someone, they're not there, and you have to leave a message. You begin just fine, stating your purpose, but in the middle of your thought process have this HUGE brain fart, leading you to expelling, "Oh, GAW!" over the phone and immediately hanging up due to embarrassment. You're still interested in what they're offering, so you call back again, saying that oh, it's you again, but make up some excuse that your phone hung up on you. This time, you almost get through to the end of your message, but when you try to leave your phone number, you stutter at the last digits, so you just keep repeating to quickly end the conversation and hang up. Only, you don't even know if they'll get the numbers right. AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHY?!?!

When you inquire about a place to stay for a while, does anyone ever reply to you with the message, "Are you Chinese? :)" Yes, they actually added that smile at the end of the sentence. Aren't people supposed to rent out to people NOT on the basis of race? Not really sure if I should be glad that I have a niche in the market, or pissed at Asians trying to be selective and cliquish to an extent.

A good sense of taste... I wonder what her mouth must taste like... AHHHH!!!!