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I'm watching this live performance of Miley Cyrus on youtube. "See you again." Nants WOULD like this song. How the hell is walking along a balcony and up and down stairs a performance?! "My best friend Leslie says 'She's just being Miley.'" The lyrics in the chorus are just mindblowingly amazing.

Characters:
Leigh-Ugh: She was wearing a brown long-sleeved shirt over a white top. The brown was nice in that it helped to downplay her chest, but JUST a little. It's kinda hard to minimize Leigh-Ugh's breasts.

B-米: Brown corduroy pants?! I can't believe I noticed them in the car at night. The nice thing was that it drew emphasis on the lighter blue double-breasted long-sleeved shirt with the pearly buttons and... epullets? Tricolor facial hair- almost as weird as Drab's random red beard, and that hair near his chin, when he goes unshaved for days. White boys and their facial hair.

Lilypad: I was trying to figure out whose face hers reminded me of at certain angles, and I finally got it. Shu Qi. Former porn star turned actress. Mostly the eyes and lips. Her face lips. Luscious lips, wide-set eyes.

B-米 AND Lilypad: Everyone knows how much I don't like mushy things, especially couples and PDA. Imagine the awkwardness of being the third wheel on a blind date. Imagine now your wheel rubbing against the other wheels. Yeah, imagine my wheel being my left leg, and the other wheels being their hands being held on top of my leg while in an SUV. I have more to say about this. I'll get back to it later.

Yoshi: Very interesting yet odd assortment of dress clothes and casual wear pieced together on Saturday.

Lizbian: So when Asians are out in the sun too long, they develop these black freckles. I guess when Caucasians age and stay out in the sun, it leads to a number of freckles. Liz's chest below the neck in particular was quite freckly. It must not be a Nordic European thing?

So pissed that I forgot to eat Zapp's while I was in Houston. Stupid stupid stupid!