pliny the younger

Puked again this morning. Mmm, it was so good- partly because of the milk and cereal. I took my multivitamin and omega-3 flax seed oil pill with water. Usually I'm fine when taking these with a protein shake. Today after downing them, I followed it up with milk and cereal when all of a sudden this rumble/bubbling rang from my stomach. I was thinking oh crap, just like the other time. I could feel the pieces of cereal and water coming up. Made it to the toilet before everything blew out. Shades of grey- probably due to the blueberries, cereal, milk, red multivitamin, water. What a way to start the new week!

Walking downstairs after that ordeal, I thought I heard a couple of footsteps. I was hoping it wasn't someone I knew so that I didn't have to deal with talking to them in the morning. Once I saw scrubs, I instantly thought: "Fuck! JEW!!!" And I tried to walk quickly out the door, across the street, but he caught me. I get honked at by a car that almost runs me over, and he ends up driving me to school. Wordy conversation ensues. I did make it to class on time, though.

1 minute 30 seconds into the pilot episode of 30 rock and I start cracking up. Second episode- head rolling back.

History was written by the winners. Hmm.

Aliases for the penis that I've never heard of: pud, fat todger. The latter has a nice ring to it. I bet the British came up with that one. There was another one- custard shooter? Ewwww.

I started reading these sex books at the bookstore during my hour-long breaks between classes: college hookups, science and sex, asian american sexuality, the new male sexuality. Thinking back on it, it does seem perverted/borderline perverted for someone to be reading this at the store. Then again, I was half-blushing, half about to crack up from reading the contents. I had to look up just to check that I wasn't in the comics section. Clitoral stimulation to please a woman. Getting a woman to orgasm is part physical, part psychological. Translation: pretend you're listening and caring about what she says most of the time. Other topics- the sexual continuum, Asian Americans in porn, the new hookup culture, the end of dating.