10.29.2007

live action rpg

Psh, I've always been a lightweight. That, and I don't drink as often as everybody else to build up a tolerance, which I'm fine with. We didn't go to FuFu every week! That was only because everybody else wanted to go to Fufu.

I am SO HAPPY today. I love chemical imbalances!

In cell neuro today, they started talking about how cough syrup could work like angel dust if taken in high doses. Would it be safe to ingest a lot of cough syrup? I'm not saying that I'm going to go out and purchase a crate's worth.

UWAHHHH!!!! I woke up from my dream as soon as it started getting awkward. Even though Drab didn't manage to ruin my dinner last night, he's still creeps in and ruins my dreams. And I thought the bad drab dreams had ended for good. Ugh.

Dream: My apartment complex was converted to a castle with secret passageways. Somehow I end up becoming this damsel in distress, with Drab as the heroic yet still geeky knight/wizard/whatever, dressed in Shakespearean attire. It's been 5 hours since I woke up, so I don't remember most of it except for Drab dragging me all over the place to save my life, involving the casting of spells, triggering of traps. I was in my own virtual nightmare.

At some point, we were walking through this passageway, and the enemy shows up behind us. Right as we traverse past some rune writings on the wall, Drab casts some spell or enchants that spot. The enemy unit continues walking towards us and triggers the trap that Drab had cast. All of a sudden there was this booming voice throughout the entire level, saying,"DEATH BY 140 SPEARSSS." This voice was reminiscent of the Killer Instinct voice that always shouted,"Su-su-su-super combo" or "ultra combo."

So the intruder was in the way of the spears, he gets hit by them, and vanishes in a cloud of dust. Soon after, my hand was being tugged into this passageway, which was essentially the hallway leading to the back alley of my apartment where storage and the trash cans were located.

I, being stuck in the body of this buxom beauty, was just then manhandled by Drab's character, being wedged in between him and the wall behind me. My last memory before waking up was that of salivAHHHHHHH!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL?! Why does this happen to me?!

3 comments:

Jing said...

buxom beauty? hahahaha

dubrav said...

you have no idea how much you enrich my life.

Bryce said...

dude...
this is better than that offensive porn you wrote.