ugh, a B on my text.
B-米‘s B-日。
PSH that was not porn-quality dialogue. It was at least at the level of romance novel. Porn dialogue involves ridiculous subplots: alien encounters, fantasy. More thrusting, less lusting.
What's worse than drunk texting? I believe it's drunk blogging! Enough of your nonsense.
From worse to worst: drunk texting, drunk blogging, drunk dialing.
Writing for middle-aged housewives?! I don't encourage that sort of behavior at ANY age, and I don't want to encourage the proliferation of unrealistic fantasies and cheesy romance novels, chick flicks, etc.
This side of me nobody sees often because my mind has a brainfart resulting in a lapse of judgment. Thank god.
Frog devo, Sea Urchin devo, Tunicate devo, C. elegans devo, Fish devo. Boring to the 5th power.
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i drunk text quite a bit. i feel invincible when doing it, shameful after the fact. therefore, i removed the sent text log on my phone so that drunken texts disappear into oblivion, existing only within the memory (and maybe phone) of my poor victim.
thanks for your mean comment about my day on facebook!!!!
i'm going to tapatia to get a margarita on friday.
you're right about your fantasy not having porn quality writing. it was too nuanced.
try again.
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