state of eritrea

So I was laying in bed trying to stay all warm, when this sudden thought came to mind.

I was imagining that if I were to have sex with a woman, it would have to be at the top of a staircase. Only thing is, I also imagine something awkward to happen, i.e., me letting go and the girl ends up falling down the entire flight of stairs. And then breaking her neck or other bones in her body.

I have good reason not to have sex...

Then I just remembered that they're selling strawberries for $1/lb. as well as eggs for $1/dozen at Safeway. AHHHH!!!!

I'm off.